Friday, August 20, 2010

How To Cure Trench Foot Ww1

grandfather in the woods? Boring

Jahahahaha!
I chopped wood for our stove, out side the forest. It was quite dark.
somehow came as an old grandfather shuffled past, walked in a slow ... just a snail's pace. I only looked up shortly, I am not disturbed at it and wanted to hack on. Set
So the next strike on the wood and bring out hearty pepper the ax into the wood and split it with presition * * self praise. Somehow I then looked again to the street, I no longer heard the steps of the old man. The state actually there looking at me. I just stared back. AND AT A TIME! No joke! The Began to cry and run. I did not at all the old men run so fast. This shocked the view from it! If the
have thought I was an ax murderer? XD But then just for wood.
has brought me to laugh at aklle events and MADE MY DAY! Even if he is over in 1 hour anhalb

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Heart And Stroke Lottery

_obychnyy_ a hairdresser - no use to anyone:)

words from the song fashion.

punk comes to the hairdresser. all as expected, black leather jackets, chains, mohawk, all the cases. falls in a chair, is delayed.
girl Barber:
- a young man like you cut?
- êàî!
... well, she shortened her little mohawk. no longer something on your head nothing to mow.
- so normal?
- êàî!
... removes a couple more inches ..
- right?
- êàî!!
.... cuts mohawk nafig.
- normal?
- êàî!
- so much so shorter than some!

punk rises,
- yes you are persecuting, êàî!

==
what it myself. came to the barber shop last. as you cut? I Grew - well, nothing radical, so little which sticks to clean and that's all ....

find at least one difference and win a prize.:)

to
and
after.




in general, five minutes later came "to too short, "because" you have curly hair "and" You are so good too. " five minutes of business. wow!
I even repeat the letters:

Nicholas

Ilia Hariton
Uliana
Jacob

itself.

sorry for my French.:) But it is perhaps most accurately reflects the extent of my surprise at the moment.

well as grit, you do a bang ..
heh, answer ... Now you can and nAlyso is unlikely you will plunge me into a greater surprise than in previous 5 minutes of execution.

===

. I was worried after that about an hour.
but. then call the guys from the Prelude Club ... type, hi-che-come?-like case.
health in order - save zarydke normally the case, I say.
but will be better if you tell me to my next day's 35 th anniversary will give a couple of hours in the back of Honda Prelude BB6 :)... it apporad type this.
or this.
:)

at all, just said:) ..
... A couple of minutes of silence (I have my Prele any zhis nobody gave),
then - yes, here we have Dennis rooms was removed and the right away. He just BB6 :))...

call.
- Che you, where?
- in the center, on the World, in court.
/ / Well, there's usually tusen we have collected all sorts of maniacs:) on the charged car.
- you're in a wheelbarrow?
-Oh!
- as well as you, without numbers and with no rights?
- Da garbage! for 3 months so I go.
:))
... 10 minutes later I was driving. What nafig insurance, if any documents on the machine, neither the right nor the numbers :).... ahhh .... HOW DOES IT _EDET_ !!!!!
Well, Dennis was in a hurry, so I only had 5 minutes on foot to put down, but the feeling! I even forgot about all Nikolaev, Kharitonov and Uliana, taken together:)

and shorter Tomorrow, we agreed to go to the Red Ring :)
type gift :))))

here there something I ottyanuuuuuuus.
during the previous 2 years without the Beast.:)

Monday, August 2, 2010

Black Private Ambulance Uk

more stuff I'm only writing down for me.

eh XD Hey! I just figured out

hard core that I'm bad at english speeking and writing. I do understand it very well even if I lack some words, but it's getting worse when I start speeking it and I can not really express myself with it much, less to write it.
Oh, and I am really a shame to my family = / My dad is a American and is in the army. My mom is German but still workes on the base in Ramstein, where the americans are, so she only speeks englis thereh, not to tell my brother. He is a hard core rapper and he speeks it so fucking well! even he was raised the same way I was. You can't even here a german accent when he's talking. I'm such a shame to my family. I've got this freakin' big fucking german accent when I talk. So grose! and I lack so much word's it's unbeliveble! Not to mention that I cant realy write it and mostly start a sentense with "I".

Well! The best I start explaining how all of this came together.
My father and my mother got divorsed as I was around 8 years old. My dad had a new chick and... you know the story from than.
We got to visit him every seconed weekend. My brother was very dificult to handel and often got aggessive (oh, I forgott to tell you guys, he's two years older than I). My steph mom hatet us, and I guess she still does. So time wen't on and my dad begann to stop picking us up at the agreed time and we stopt seeing him that oft. I never realy got a true answer from anyone so I just rimed me something together wich made sence to me. The hole thing is my steph mothers fault. She hatet us, from the very beginning. She never wanted us, and she let us feel that, any time my dad wasn't 'round. She wanted to have her own family wich didn't incloude his 2 other kids. There wasn't enough space for us. So things 've gone on and than my fater moved to Irak. He got stationed there by armee. All of the others went with him.
My steph mother has two very nice kids. I never saw theme any more. 3 years later I saw him again because he was back in germany for a little time. After that he gone back to Kuweit again. Sometimes he got back to germany to visit. He's here in germany right now to.
You must think that my brother suffert the most under the years he hadn't had a father, but it isn't so. I was the one who's suffert the most by not having a father trough all these years I needed one. You see, I don't like women much, I'm not saying that all of theme are beasts, but the most. I grow up with cars and alway liked dinosaurs and power rangers and most of the stuff guys liked. Never was the prinzess girl. I played in mud, loved to catch frog and raise little frogs, go out on rainy days, skate, catch bugs and sometimes eat theme. I loved basketball and baseball so much. I am not a virago! Just to letting you know. I only loved all of these things, and I still do. The only thing I needed in live was a father, that I never got. Not even today.

So well in all the time we lost our contact, I never realy spoken english again so I lost my skillz, during my brother starded all this rap shit and got friends on the base. I never had american friends. His english went better and better. Mine went worse. And today I'm sitting here and I'm so fucking willing to learn it so perfecktly! I bought myself 3 books writen in english and I'm fucking watching movies in English! Hell yeah! I also have to ask my mom to only speek english with me, so all of my shame falls of very fast.
Oh, and that's why I'm also gonna write down bullshit english texts nearly every day! So I can get better and better =D

Sunday, August 1, 2010

Little White Spots In Hair, Lice Or Dandruff

= D

Fuck guys!
I just recognized that I have the best friend ever!!! (not that I didn't knew it already, I just never realy... c'omon! You know what I mean!)
Love all of you guys out there.
Real live friends are the best <3 I hope we will never splid up! We truly are the best group ever =D

So, Irak is great so far (oh well, yes. I do have a grim sense of humor.).
Flying back in 3 hours. Everything is packed and ready. After that I#m going to finishe all of my current commissions, and take a very big bnreak. I may open up for an arttrade again if I get my other trades done =) let me take some time and we'll see.